15 January 2008

This Pathetic Twit

is coming for you

There was some to-do months past about an American of bizarro family lining up with al-Quaida, that amorphous mass of programmed mentally ill who, much as the IRA and Bader Meinhof and other criminally insane anarchists going back through the centuries, cannot imagine anything more delightful than blowing up the world.

Poor Adam Gadahn, Jewish issue of a now Buddhist mother and a now pervert father, had not many choices in life to call attention to himself. So who got him first? Is he an authentic Muslim convert or an initial Mossad recruit?

We would not insult the Mossad by placing them in the same category as Quaidists, but both have a mutual interest in inspiring terror in the U.S.A.

Poor Adam, trying to look fierce but simply looking pathetic, is warning us to be very afraid because of our defeats in Afghanistan and Iraq and our President’s failure to bring peace.

Most U.S. Americans are annoyed to outraged by our ridiculously ignorant involvement in the entire Middle East (Mainstreet has suggested turning Commonwealth countries back to the Brits and simply monitoring situations). When we are nuked we must, of course, nuke back.

We do have an element of paranoid persons, naturally paranoid or chemically induced paranoia. At the time of the white powder (anthrax) hysteria old grannies imagined it in their homes. Of course no one bothered to ask why. Why would whoever target an old granny. Congressional behavior was not much more courageous.

Mainstreet! We do not panic. We are well armed but very peaceful. We see pictures of Quaidists training and perceive that there has been not one episode of military type activity by these persons, imagining themselves to be part of a huge army. Now, when did they actually perform a military operation - preliminary incapacitating air strikes, men and tanks and whatever? Their only achievements thus far have been to program loonies to blow up themselves and any hapless bystanders. We note that those in Britain, trained by Q, planned escape. The 9/11 operatives could not plan their way out of a paper bag, could not learn to take off, fly and land an airplane, and would have had no chance of success if all systems had been working that fateful day. Even if the majority of systems had been working. Nothing was from consulates, to customs, to airlines, to flight instructors., to...whoever whatever.

Of course there was a very clever mind planning the entire operation, and we have yet to identify that brain/or perhaps two. Whoever imagines bin Laden has been greatly deceived.

But poor little Adam! Wait until Hallowe’en. That will be your day.