9 January 08

The Empress

and the Pharaoh

Now that Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton has shown that she can be competitive with the very charismatic Sen. Barack Obama , by hook or by crook, one cannot help but feel that it will be a fight to the finish between the two for the Democratic Party’s nomination.

Who could actually win the Presidency?

The Empress, she who would rule the world as Victoria Regina, knows how each and every life, family, community, cult, tribe and country should be run.

Her credits: experience. Was it not she who gave us the great Janet Reno and thus Ruby Ridge, Waco and its offspring the Murrah building, the persecution of countless day care caregivers because they were members of Satanic cults and led children through tunnels to meet the Devil? 1. Elian Gonzales? Then the Secretary of State - was she not responsible for that and collaboration with that appointment, resulting in the refusal to negotiate with any cultures whose treatment of women was not up to their standards (women’s lib for the universe) - never, however, holding women responsible for their sons and grandsons who gave American women their vote. Since the Taliban who offered bin Laden on a platter were not of the standard for women’s lib, we could not accept bin Laden from them, those evil wife beaters. In all, how many kills do/did the Clintons have on their belts?

The Empress has already pronounced to whom she will speak and to whom she will not speak.

Along with other politicians of our time, she fails to note that many of the countries which we deign to lecture are members of the British Commonwealth. Mainstreet would recommend that our interests in those countries be limited to interest sections of the British Embassies therein.

And the Pharaoh! We declare that Barack Obama so resembles Akhnaton (although his wife is hardly the image of Nefertitti, she is still a lady goodwife) we believe he must be descended from ancient Egyptians even with his acknowledged Kenyan kin.

His experience: evidently he has not killed anyone thus far. Clearly he has been thinking clearly for some time and thus gives the nation hope. Someone who cares about us and not our tax dollars, shaken down for each and every interest of each and every politician! Too good to be true!

(Mainstreet here disclaims that it is registered Independent and will vote thus and so has not yet endorsed a candidate except that a Ron Paul sign graces our property; other family members are party loyalists.)

1. No one who has actually had the care of children believed any of that.